Don't you love the indignant howling from self-important academics and outraged social groups that are apologists for "victimised" flabby folk.
With the exception of a very small minority with rare medical conditions and pumped-up athletes, people are considered obese simply because of a self-imposed habit of consuming more energy than they use. It's not the fault of the food industry, government or society. The hand that selects and scoops up copious amounts of food while laying on the couch belongs to the person that is individually responsible for their own ballooning body shape...
So should an oversized traveller pay more than others on an airline? Absolutely! Basic physics dictates that in order for a plane to get off the ground, a major consideration is the weight onboard, not the number of passengers.
If you send off a courier package to another destination, doesn't make sense that you'll be charged according the weight and bulk of the item? So does it make sense to charge airline passengers per-kilo as well?
No doubt other airlines will be watching Samoa Air's newly imposed per-kilo fare system with interest.
Good on the airline for trying out a world-first fare system as a business solution to manage the weight of its "cargo". Predictably, the new fare regime has been widely reported in the media as targeting and discriminating against poor, blameless fatties. Samoa Air have responded with a smokescreen of social responsibility by claiming that they are trying to promote healthy living. Hilarious!
So will other airlines follow? Probably not - In the travel industry that depends upon online sales, it's easier and less threatening to treat all passengers as a one-size-fits-all commodity.
It's likely that airlines will continue to assume an average weight for its passengers and police weight with overzealous baggage fees;-)
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
Government To Open New Motel Chain
Tourist Motel Corporation of New Zealand
The announcement will herald a brave new era of "hands-on-government" in the tourism industry that will hark back to the good old days of the 50's when publicly owned assets and control were at the forefront of New Zealand's burgeoning tourism industry.
According to John Key: "We've already got skin in a fleet of planes, i-Sites, a star rating agency and tourism marketing, so it was an easy decision for us to add a chain of motels to the set"
An extensive network of government owned motels will be built and operated to strict minimum standards ensuring that all visitors can enjoy accommodation regardless of age, disability, race, marital status, sexual orientation, religious beliefs or employment status.
The principles of the Treaty of Waitangi will be embedded into day-to-day motel operations and regional co-ops will elect motel management to ensure the motelier behind the reception desk reflects the unique cultural diversity of Aotearoa.
The new motels will be compulsorily Qualmark star-rated and Tourism NZ will flex its marketing strength by awarding a priority-listing to the government-owned motel chain on their website, newzealand.com.
Further marketing initiatives will include making full use of the government's stake in the i-Site network by using this channel to distribute brightly coloured brochures (on recyclable paper) for each motel.
Old-school protectionism will also make a welcome return to the tourism industry. It's been decided that the new motel chain will only list room inventory on approved New Zealand domiciled Online Travel Agency websites. Those nasty foreign-owned OTAs will be avoided at all cost.
The chain of motels will also opt-out of TripAdvisor and legislation will soon be passed that will ban all guest feedback on this forum. It is believed that government ownership and strict controls will eliminate the distraction of monitoring the opinion of guests that will be staying at the vast government-owned motel network.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Will Qualmark Soon Have Competition?
Well right from the start, let's answer that question...probably NOT! Hasn't that boat already sailed?
We've been hearing rumours for some time about another company that may be considering getting into the quality benchmarking game in New Zealand.
From our position, deeply embedded in the motel industry, let us quickly dispel the myth that moteliers are desperately crying out for an alternative quality assurance organisation.
We predict that any future announcement of an alternative star-rating provider will be greeted by moteliers with the same groaning disinterest as if it were from a company planning to introduce another motel guidebook.
Yes, moteliers will bark and gnash their teeth whenever the subject of Qualmark is raised. They will drag out well worn knock-backs about inconsistencies, lack of consumer awareness and tall stories about losing stars because the assessor didn't appreciate their taste of wall-hangings.
From our knowledge of Kiwi motelier psychology, moteliers aren't so much about being anti-Qualmark per se. Any quality benchmarking system that awards stars based upon an annual site visit by a clip-board carrying assessor that have the gall to critique THEIR home and business will always be rigorously challenged.
In motel-world, no quality benchmarking system will ever be perfect. Moteliers are blighted by a mix of ego, ignorance and a vested interest that dictates "others" will never appreciate the work that goes-on behind the scenes of their motel.
Even if a "new" star rating company introduces an alternative scheme for a knock-down price, we believe that the few Kiwi moteliers that are still sold on the concept of star-rating are likely to respond with suspicion along with a surprising about-face devil-you-know loyalty to Qualmark.
In October this year, it will be 20-years since Qualmark was first incorporated by shareholders, The New Zealand Tourism Board and The New Zealand Automobile Association.
We've closely observed the changes that have occurred over those 20-years...especially more recently when Qualmark Chief Executive, Geoff Penrose stepped-down in 2010 after 5-years in the role.
When Geoff started his role with Qualmark, there were 1,300 Qualmark licensed businesses and to his credit this rapidly increased to a high of over 2,300 along with over 800 businesses that also displayed the enviro-award under his leadership.
Geoff's departure in 2010 signaled the beginning of a new era that "streamlined" Qualmark's operations and since then the customer base has been slowly depleting. We estimate Qualmark licensed businesses have dropped well below 2,000 with less than 300 businesses left displaying the ill-fated enviro-award.
While some may blame subsequent revolving management, poor communication and imposed budgetary restraints placed upon Qualmark for its declining popularity, we suspect that this was inevitable - Back in 2010 there were a few time bombs waiting to explode...
Qualmark remains addicted to corporate welfare. In spite of better-late-than-never efficiencies introduced, the New Zealand taxpayer continues to subsidise the benchmarking of tourism businesses by Qualmark. Past management have blindly avoided managing necessary efficiencies, growing core business and imposing orderly fee increases for fear of losing license holders.
While the numbers of licensed businesses in 2010 looked impressive, this was artificially propped up by Qualmark's expansion into numerous specialised tourism sectors that took away the focus from the core accommodation sectors that included motels as the backbone.
Another major distraction from Qualmark's core business occurred with the introduction of an embedded compulsory, prescriptive environmental criteria into the accommodation quality benchmarking assessment system.
Qualmark took to their new enviro-accreditation role with the evangelism and intensity of an Amway sales conference. The long-term benefits and economic sustainability of benchmarking quality were ignored by Qualmark as the overstated benefits of environmental and socially responsible fads were enthusiastically thrust upon tourism businesses.
As the enviro criteria was embedded into the quality benchmarking system, it was immediately obvious to accommodation providers that in order to maintain their star ratings they had to play ball. With the promise of environmental and socially conscious guests beating a path to their reception counters, many accommodation businesses produced copious amounts of greenwash to game-the-system and protect their star ratings
While Qualmark were politically pressured to spread thin resource into multiple new areas of operation, there didn't appear to be a strategic plan to sustain and keep the faith of their bewildered and distracted customer base.
In 2010, a hard core of Qualmark accommodation license holders belonged to a marketing chain and star-rating was a compulsory requirement. The trend for most accommodation chains to use Qualmark as a cost-effective, hands-off quality control mechanism looks likely to decline as consumers change behavior. Many accommodation chains have begun to question the validity of their members compulsion to join Qualmark and some have already started the process of exiting - Watch this space.
The continued dysfunction between Qualmark and the motel sector continues to be a growing problem. Not surprisingly, Qualmark have always struggled to interpret the dyslexic voice of the motel industry. While other accommodation sectors are able to communicate in a concise and orderly manner, inept motel industry representation has caused downstream issues. The most obvious was the recent changes to the assessment criteria that were bogged down for many years by unfocused, waffling consultation. By delaying the introduction of an updated assessment criteria, the motel industry has suddenly had to bear the brunt of changes that should have been slowly introduced incrementally.
As the tail of the Global Financial Crisis continues to hit home, many tourism business have started listening to their declining customer base and are discovering that they are not motivated by confusing layers of Qualmark badges that includes various versions of ferns, stars and multi-levels of meaningless enviro awards.
The world has moved on... savvy customers are moving online and are now making informed buying decisions based upon price, location, online availability listings and customer review sites such as TripAdvisor.
Not many customers seem to worry about what star rating an accommodation option may or may not have. While consumers continue to give lip-service to environmentalism and social responsibility, in reality they don't care if an accommodation option has a recycling scheme or a worm farm hidden behind the reception desk.
It would appear that anyone can award stars these days. A quick Google search will reveal all sorts of businesses and agencies that dish-out stars for such things as energy ratings, student housing, commercial transport operators, vehicle crash test ratings etc. On many OTAs, accommodation providers are able to self-rate and with consumers acting as a watchdog, this can work extremely well. The market is getting confused and crowded.
So it's a surprise that Geoff Penrose may have a second attempt to join the throng and have another crack at the star rating business in New Zealand by competing head-to-head with his past employers, Qualmark.
If this is true, we wish Geoff's private company World Class Tourism all the best and welcome him to the concept of running a private company in an open market. While some tourism businesses may bemoan the possibility of another choice, we prefer to stay upbeat - After all, private enterprise and competition can only lead to good outcomes.
Hopefully Geoff's "unfinished business" is not relying upon the dubious demands of the motel industry for an alternative new star-rating service to make his new venture fly?
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Hot Babes At Murder Motels
Our good friends at the Murder Motels blog regularly delve into the dark side of the motel-world and get their kicks from staying at the most unusual, grungiest and trashiest roadside motels in America.
As they faithfully record their road-trips through the underbelly of dodgy American culture, the faded grandeur of once thriving motel businesses provide intoxicating centerpieces to their adventures.
While we enjoy reading about the dark side of motel culture, we appreciate that the good folk at Murder Motels do the hard yards and actually stay at these bizzare motels - readers are able to take a voyeuristic view from the safety of their computer screens without the worry of breaching hygiene standards!
While Murder Motels don't seem to have any difficulties regularly finding motels that have erred on the "dark side", we can at least be grateful that there are few examples of these domiciled in New Zealand :-)
From the early days, motels in America were associated with drugs, desperadoes, and declining moral values. Today, this notoriety continues with hard-core examples of "No Tell motels" that somehow seem to persist by diversifying into the heady budget long-stay market.
The most recent example of this ilk that is featured on the Murder Motels blog is the Jim Williams Motel in Grand Rapids, MI.
A 55 unit motel that features: "Full Kitchen, Direct Dial Phones, Bus Line, Weekly Rates, Super Clean & Reasonable Low Prices, Cable TV & Free HBO, Cable T V & Free HBO, All Air Conditioned Rooms..."
Delving into the dark recesses of the interweb, we were unable to find the motel's website (we doubt if they have one), but we did a drive-by on Google Street View and found a mixed-bag of guest feedback:
Better get over to visit our friends at the Murder Motels blog to check out how the rest of the photo shoot went: Click HERE
As they faithfully record their road-trips through the underbelly of dodgy American culture, the faded grandeur of once thriving motel businesses provide intoxicating centerpieces to their adventures.
While we enjoy reading about the dark side of motel culture, we appreciate that the good folk at Murder Motels do the hard yards and actually stay at these bizzare motels - readers are able to take a voyeuristic view from the safety of their computer screens without the worry of breaching hygiene standards!
While Murder Motels don't seem to have any difficulties regularly finding motels that have erred on the "dark side", we can at least be grateful that there are few examples of these domiciled in New Zealand :-)
From the early days, motels in America were associated with drugs, desperadoes, and declining moral values. Today, this notoriety continues with hard-core examples of "No Tell motels" that somehow seem to persist by diversifying into the heady budget long-stay market.
The most recent example of this ilk that is featured on the Murder Motels blog is the Jim Williams Motel in Grand Rapids, MI.
A 55 unit motel that features: "Full Kitchen, Direct Dial Phones, Bus Line, Weekly Rates, Super Clean & Reasonable Low Prices, Cable TV & Free HBO, Cable T V & Free HBO, All Air Conditioned Rooms..."
Delving into the dark recesses of the interweb, we were unable to find the motel's website (we doubt if they have one), but we did a drive-by on Google Street View and found a mixed-bag of guest feedback:
"A great place for a great time!In their own provocative style, Murder Motels have managed to showcase the Jim Williams Motel in the best way possible:
Great place at a great price with friendly staff members you have got to try the food next door. The Place to be after 2 am".
"Acceptable emergency accomidations
For the traveler...no. For an emergency place to stay like a divorce or housing disaster where you have no money..it does the job".
"A dump and unsafe place
Dangerous place, drugs and predators and murderers".
"Yet another model shoot, this time with Jasmine and Jade in the Jim Williams Motel in Grand Rapids, MI. This motel was gross, but at least felt a little less serial killer-y than most motels found on Division Ave. in Grand Rapids. The room was also HUGE for some reason (with a tiny bed and a couple small chairs), which worked in our favor for the photo shoot.."
Thursday, March 28, 2013
More Legislated Holidays Will Boost Tourism?
The Holidays (Full Recognition of Waitangi Day and ANZAC Day) Amendment
Bill or, as it is more commonly known, the “Mondayisation Bill”, looks likely to stutter into law with full support from opposition parties.
It is interesting that the disruption to productivity and an estimated $200 million impost to employers every time Waitangi or Anzac Day falls on a weekend does not appear to be a valid argument to oppose the bill. Even the Nats that stand alone opposing this populist bill, are suppressing the impost to business argument in favour of the more politically correct line that Mondayisation would dilute the importance of Waitangi Day and in particular ANZAC Day if a three-day weekend was indroduced.
While mainstream business groups oppose the bill, there is the irony that the Tourism Industry Association (TIA) that represents a wide array of tourism businesses support the bill along with Labour, the Greens, NZ First, The Maori Party, United Future, Mana...and Brendan Horan.
Ignoring the fact that tourism businesses rely on a productive, vibrant economy in order to thrive, maybe the TIA should be advocating that we have a three day break EVERY weekend to encourage more Kiwis to support the tourism businesses they allegedly represent?
PM/Tourism Minister John Key dismissed the TIA's self-serving support for the bill in the house yesterday as "The very people that promote holidays, want the thing...."
The video is worth a look as Key makes a mockery of David "Mumbles" Shearer's inept performance that includes flaunting TIA's support.
It is interesting that the disruption to productivity and an estimated $200 million impost to employers every time Waitangi or Anzac Day falls on a weekend does not appear to be a valid argument to oppose the bill. Even the Nats that stand alone opposing this populist bill, are suppressing the impost to business argument in favour of the more politically correct line that Mondayisation would dilute the importance of Waitangi Day and in particular ANZAC Day if a three-day weekend was indroduced.
While mainstream business groups oppose the bill, there is the irony that the Tourism Industry Association (TIA) that represents a wide array of tourism businesses support the bill along with Labour, the Greens, NZ First, The Maori Party, United Future, Mana...and Brendan Horan.
Ignoring the fact that tourism businesses rely on a productive, vibrant economy in order to thrive, maybe the TIA should be advocating that we have a three day break EVERY weekend to encourage more Kiwis to support the tourism businesses they allegedly represent?
PM/Tourism Minister John Key dismissed the TIA's self-serving support for the bill in the house yesterday as "The very people that promote holidays, want the thing...."
The video is worth a look as Key makes a mockery of David "Mumbles" Shearer's inept performance that includes flaunting TIA's support.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Motel Marketing - Digital or Paper?
Monday, March 25, 2013
Jasons Expecting Pre-Tax Loss
Unlike AA Travel, Jasons Travel Media is a private company listed on the NZX so we get to voyeuristically peak at their financial performance.
We see that Jasons have today reported to the NZX that their trading result for the full year ending 31 March 2013 will be a net loss before tax.
Accordingly, the company has breached interest cover and debt to earnings before interest, tax, depreciation and amortisation covenants with their bankers.
Just like many of their advertisers, it would appear that Jasons will soon be in talks with their bank manager. In Jasons case, they have applied to have the breach waived.
Although the Motel sector's online and print publication is Jasons largest single income generator, this traditionally only represents around one third of Jasons annual revenue.
In a depressed tourism market with the motel sector in particular the worst performing of all accommodation tourism sectors, surprisingly New Zealand sales have been reported only slightly behind budget.
The main drag in overall performance would appear to be with the operation in Australia with sales reported well behind budget. As a result, Jasons will be reducing employee numbers and areas of operation in Australia for 2013/14.
Full disclosure follows:
We see that Jasons have today reported to the NZX that their trading result for the full year ending 31 March 2013 will be a net loss before tax.
Accordingly, the company has breached interest cover and debt to earnings before interest, tax, depreciation and amortisation covenants with their bankers.
Just like many of their advertisers, it would appear that Jasons will soon be in talks with their bank manager. In Jasons case, they have applied to have the breach waived.
Although the Motel sector's online and print publication is Jasons largest single income generator, this traditionally only represents around one third of Jasons annual revenue.
In a depressed tourism market with the motel sector in particular the worst performing of all accommodation tourism sectors, surprisingly New Zealand sales have been reported only slightly behind budget.
The main drag in overall performance would appear to be with the operation in Australia with sales reported well behind budget. As a result, Jasons will be reducing employee numbers and areas of operation in Australia for 2013/14.
Full disclosure follows:
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Did You Miss Earth Hour Too?
The trouble with running a small business is that you often become distracted and miss important events...this year we completely forgot about Earth Hour!
Apparently Earth Hour took place last night - did you miss it too?
We've always been a keen supporter. In our tribute post last year:
Spartan online reports around New Zealand suggests that Earth Hour has fallen out of fashion.
Have our earnest, young hipsters moved on?
Maybe we are running out of smug, hypocritical enviro-activists and other associated loonies that can be bothered turning off their lights for one hour in order to protest the delusional ideals of man-made global warming?
Our "celebs" also seem to also be deserting Earth Hour - maybe they are laying low to avoid the risk of being ridiculed?
Amusingly, the best front person Earth Hour organisers could coax this year to front-up was heavyweight intellectual social commentator, Levi Hawken:
Apparently Earth Hour took place last night - did you miss it too?
We've always been a keen supporter. In our tribute post last year:
"Get ready to ridicule those blow-hard, hypercritical eco-show-off "celebrities" like Lucy Lawless, Robyn Malcolm and Keisha Castle-Hughes. They all seem to have a bit of time on their hands between acting gigs, so expect them to jump on the bandwagon and spout eco-slogans in an attempt to raise their fading profiles.Sadly our portable halogen light units have remained buried in our motel shed this year and like the rest of New Zealand, Earth Hour has passed us by without a wimper.
Due to the continuing demands in Christchurch, we are unable to hire our usual diesel powered lighting towers that we have used before to bathe our motel in light during Earth Hour. Being public spirited, we still intend to do our bit. Lurking in the back of our motel shed, behind old toasters, kettles, beds and piles of other motel chattels past their used-by date, we have several of these items purchased last year:
"WARRIOR HALOGEN WORK LIGHT. These handy portable units come complete with carry handle and the 500 watt halogen bulbs are included."Our motel will once again be a beacon of light ensuring that we confront anti-human globalised gullibility while celebrating the advancement of human prosperity."
Spartan online reports around New Zealand suggests that Earth Hour has fallen out of fashion.
Have our earnest, young hipsters moved on?
Maybe we are running out of smug, hypocritical enviro-activists and other associated loonies that can be bothered turning off their lights for one hour in order to protest the delusional ideals of man-made global warming?
Our "celebs" also seem to also be deserting Earth Hour - maybe they are laying low to avoid the risk of being ridiculed?
Amusingly, the best front person Earth Hour organisers could coax this year to front-up was heavyweight intellectual social commentator, Levi Hawken:
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Motel Male Menopause
Part of the make-up of being a hapless 40-something male is to briefly fantasise that the following scenario is really possible if we really wanted it to be. Sadly, the realities of life dictate that that it isn't, but it still amuses us to dream...
Hat tip: Whale Oil
Friday, March 22, 2013
New Motella 2013 Season Merchandise
We are pleased to announce that you finally have the opportunity to display with pride the mark of the Motella Blog by purchasing our new Motella Merchandise range that has been updated for the 2013 season!
Many weeks ago we engaged a third world sweatshop to update our exclusive range of Motella Merchandise with a specified level of quality fit for our dear readers discerning tastes.
After a long wait, we have just finished unloading a large container that recently arrived at the Motella secret lair.
You'll be delighted to know that our motel shed's mandatory contents of cleaning chemicals, carpet off-cuts and those old toasters, kettles and clock radios that no longer work have been cleared to make way for dozens of boxes bulging with exciting new branded Motella product.
You will find a "Merchandise" tab that will lead you to exclusive Motella Merchandise permanently displayed at the top of this blog.
Many weeks ago we engaged a third world sweatshop to update our exclusive range of Motella Merchandise with a specified level of quality fit for our dear readers discerning tastes.
After a long wait, we have just finished unloading a large container that recently arrived at the Motella secret lair.
You'll be delighted to know that our motel shed's mandatory contents of cleaning chemicals, carpet off-cuts and those old toasters, kettles and clock radios that no longer work have been cleared to make way for dozens of boxes bulging with exciting new branded Motella product.
You will find a "Merchandise" tab that will lead you to exclusive Motella Merchandise permanently displayed at the top of this blog.
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