In a Two-part post we have shared some of our favorites.
Please feel free to forward any others to us that you come across:
This motel understands one of the first rules in advertising is "say what you are"
Yep! Difficult to argue with this logic!
Having problems with pilfering - Turn a negative into a positive!
An unfortunate acronym for a B & B
The last place a guest looks before they check-out is under the bed - We like this!
Thank goodness for this notice, otherwise I would have started a load of washing! 
We wouldn't mind a bit of this - Hotel Ass!
Unfortunate product placement!