Shane "Tugger" Jones has told reporters that he was not a "sex fiend" but got in the habit while he was away.
As the media rifles through boxes of MP's expenses to try and find further titivating purchases, we have spent many hours trying to answer the question on everyone's lips - what actual movies did Shane "Tugger" Jones watch behind closed curtains in darkened hotel rooms?
Look no further dear readers! We have trawled through the depths of our contacts and we can now reveal the top 10 adult movies that are the most popular with hotel on-demand movie suppliers.
In the interests of investigative journalism we have downloaded and watched all of the following movies. Although weak with exhaustion, you will be delighted to note that we have also managed to provide a synopsis of each movie:
1. Prime Cuts
Massive gorgeous tits and ass attached to the sexiest nymphs around. Oral, anal and more! They’re primed and ready for sex.
2. Homegrown Video
Winner of 2007 Best Amateur Series Award. Real homemade video with lots of voyeuristic sex that is incredibly arousing.
3. MILF Maids
Plunging neckline gives you a peek. Tight skirts tells you she’s still a hottie. Suburbia sex was never like this. Horny moms show that once the kids are off to school mommie gets off too.
4. All My Horny Neighbors
What a lucky stiff I am. Every one of my sexy neighbors needs constant servicing. Sara across the way, Velicity down the street… They all love to get screwed.
5. Pirates of the Bahookey! Anal Fever
Captain Jack’s back and searching for ass. Jack loves big ass.
6. Slutty Older Women
If your fantasy is screwing an older woman, or if you just like to see women really enjoying sex, this is the video for you.
7. AC/DC Sex
Beyond Bi-sexual, it’s all sexual. Every scene has a threesome. Many with two guys and a girl doing it with all their partners. A mix of gay and hetero sex.
8. Ultimate Threesome
Every scene has one lucky guy on two hot and horny bodies.
9. Redbone Queens (Super Sexed!)
Here’s all the 411, hot, light skinned redbone beauties, doing the nasty, three ways, oral, lezzie, you name these redbones do it.
10. Hustler’s Soccer Moms
Only Hustler can bring you real soccer moms who like to get their fill of hot young men.Phew! So there we have it...
Most major hotels seem to offer adult pay movies. Why do they do this? Simply, because their guests demand it AND it generates huge profits! It has been reported that up to 50% of the hotel guests purchase the material and it is estimated that between 70 -80% of the hotel's in-room profit come from adult movie viewing.
The hotel industry's dirty little secret is that guest adult movie purchases easily outstrip profits from those pesky overpriced mini-bars...