Have you heard the one about the young man that after a long courtship finally managed to convince his gorgeous girlfriend to accompany him to a local motel?
Soon after checking-in, matters had progressed to the point where the young man and his girlfriend were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a sudden change of heart.
"I suppose you're going to tell me now that you're waiting for 'Mr. Right'," he said dejectedly.
"That's a silly old romantic notion," laughed the girl. "I'm just waiting for 'Mr. Big'."