Saturday, July 14, 2012

Fifty Shades Of Motelling

The combination of a husband and wife team working at the optimum is a potent force in motel management. 

For business success, it's advisable to keep that relationship well oiled and as male moteliers well know - if your wife is happy, so is everyone around them. 

In my continued quest for business self-improvement, I've turned to current best selling trashy-chick-porn, Fifty Shades of Grey. This is the book that is the hot topic amongst the fairer sex and is currently making bondage and discipline part of mainstream conversation.

Luckily I was able to quickly track a well-worn copy from Mrs Motella's network of age-appropriate friends and have been poring over the contents to find out why woman are so captivated by this titivating book.

Within the hallowed pages are answers that will provide men with the secrets of what makes woman tick. Men acting upon these revelations will ensure a relationship filled with happiness and contentment that will flow over to a well run business.

Christian is the lead male in the story and is tall, handsome...and well endowed. But he also has more important qualities that woman find irresistible - So, here goes - for my fellow male readers, here's a handy must-have list of items you must possess to maintain that magnetic appeal:
  • Money - lots of it
  • Generosity with that money
  • A multi-level penthouse
  • A garage with a collection of Audis
  • A personal jet
The tricky part for most men is obtaining these essential accessories while running a motel?

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